Wednesday, February 25, 2009

U R DUMPED !!!



What to do if u receive a bouquet like tht ??


Akeed first u will get shocked !! o ba3dain u will try to convince ur self tht was true not a dream !! then u will cry and be sad till you forget with the time ....



BUT... IF YOU R SMART ENOUGH U SHOULD ....

1. Get in touch with ur ex via sms or email and write this text


"Want to tell you that you were right about the breakup...I guess we do need space. Amazingly something wonderful happened recently...I guess when things happen they happen for a reason...You know what?"


Now this might sound incomplete with the final "You know what?" line.

But that is the big trick here...Leaving it incomplete will raise your ex's level of curiosity and he/she will get highly eager to know the rest of the message. Don't be too surprised if your ex calls you right away...

But this is where you need to be very careful...You should not return or attend their call right away TILL U READ THE NEXT POINT ...

By sending this msg u r indirectly telling them tht :

a) You don't need them anymore .
b)
You have already moved on .
c) The breakup didn't bother you that much.
d) Something wonderful recently happened in your life they would fear that maybe you already found someone else .



2. After you have sent the above mentioned message...Your ex will probably call you or send you a message to know the rest...

In this case tell them that you have something important to say and would like to get on the phone...To which your ex cannot really refuse since he/she is already jumping up and down with curiosity to know the rest of the message.

Once you are on the phone with them...Make small conversation and then tell them that you have something really important you would like them to know...And then hesitate!


"Say...Ummm! Well! I don't know how to say this...But...I guess I shouldn't tell you...But...And then go quite"


At this your ex would probably force you...But hesitate a bit more & then say...Sorry...I don't think I should tell you...I gotta go! And then hang up! That’s it...no more and no less!

Don't drag it...Keep it short and hang up.

Now do you know what you have done? Well...surprise surprise!

Before your ex was just curious but now he/she would be burning with a compelling desire to know what you really wanted to tell them.

Therefore now you have made your ex extremely hungry and he/she will keep coming back for more until you satisfy their hunger. !!! :)



11 comments:

  1. looool wooow i liked it wayed 7ilwa hal daga ;p i may try it .. one day =p.

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  2. Bus inshaala ma ten7a6een eb situation like that

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  3. very creative and just the right dose of revenge in it...

    a55 speaking of an adive an year late.. oh well,, i will certenly keep that in mind..

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  4. first... welcome to blogging and thanks for visiting my blog :)

    what a great first post...

    its clear that making yourself mysterious and raising your partner curiosity will always work not ONLY when you break-up... it works even when you are in the relationship...

    for example, when your partner calls you and you are in the middle of doing something, dont simply leave your work and answer him/her... instead finish your work and return the call later... this usually makes your partner curios and keeps him/her busy thinking about you... because if you are always available for him/her whenever they wish, he/she will "indirectly" start to get bored from you... as you are not making him/her miss you often or think about you very much...

    there is a book called "Why men love bitches" by Sherry Argov and this book is actually dedicated to women and I was given this book as a gift when my ex-GF broke up with me last year... this book is very much speaking about the same topic... a very highly recommended book... you should read it sometime.

    now... speaking about the break up section... if I have received a flower bouquet like that from my EX-GF maybe I wouldn't get sad that much... however, my ex-gf ended up a 4years relationship with a cheap sms text message :(

    well, I have actually did almost exactly the same thing you wrote... but in a different way when my ex-gf broke up with me last year.

    I want to tell you what happened next but I will be boring you with my story.. :)

    great blog you have, keep blogging :)

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  6. Stand-Alone : THANX , yes u can say its kind of revenge cuz a5er shay u will decide if u want to dump him or nt !! :)

    Naseem : I like ur comment thanx alot :) , but to be honest with u , i dont believe in love cuz ppl always change n love will change too :(

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  7. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! I WOULD KILL SOMEONE WHO WOULD DO THIS TOO MEE!!;P loool i can't be in the boy's place!!;p

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  8. why haven't you posted that alonnng time ago after that ass dumbed me then i would have done that!!;s

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  10. Live and learn :D

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